If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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