Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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