I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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