turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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