So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Damn victory sex feels great
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