I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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