U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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