oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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