I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
that's an acceptable place to lick
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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