Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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its like you know when i get waxed
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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