The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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