Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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