The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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