that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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