Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I have aggressive nipples.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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