Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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