I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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