whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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