Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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