I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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