While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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