good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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