first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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