can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
