no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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