He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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