Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize
