Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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