you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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