Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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