there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she pinky promised me she was 18
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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