I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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