Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just want nice things and good sex
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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