thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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