Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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