North Korea, Best Korea!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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