i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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