i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
