What did we do last night that was yellow?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
thus making me awesome and them whores
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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