is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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