last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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