Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
