please come you make the beer taste better
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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