how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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