I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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