can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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