my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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