My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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