You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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