hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
only if we run a train.
done.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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