i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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